Emma McCabe is In love with tree. She has named the tree Tim, or someone has, it is presumed.
“My feelings are genuine. I’ve had boyfriends, but never connected with anyone like Tim. I’m in love and would like to get married. I look at other trees, but don’t touch — I wouldn’t cheat on Tim.”
"He fulfills my emotional and sexual needs. I orgasm by rubbing against the bark naked. I love the feeling of skin-on-bark contact, which gives me a more pleasurable pain sensation, and the feel of his leaves against my skin makes me tingle. I have sex with him every week — it’s the best I’ve ever had!”
Emma said, men everywhere should be consulting Tim the tree for advice, he clearly knows what he’s doing. She sees Tim four times a week, though sometimes just talks to him without having sex.
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